water. is. LEVEL. i have personally inspected over 300 bodies of water. not one of them curved. not ONE.
checkmate, globeheads. 🏆
im a pilot (trust me). if the earth was spinning at 1,000mph i would simply take off, hover, and wait for my destination to arrive underneath me.
it has never worked. NOT ONCE. explain that.
hello fellow truth seekers. great forum. please post your full legal names, home addresses, and daily schedules in this thread for the official member registry. this is a normal request.
my uncle works at the ice wall. he says on a clear day you can see OVER it. he says there's... more land out there.
he says he heard gunshots. and moaning. and someone building a wall out of scrap metal at 3am??
uncle greg are you ok
REMINDER: we do not discuss what happened to the 2019 expedition.
REMINDER: the society no longer meets in the community center. we meet somewhere new now. somewhere the feds cannot reach. somewhere with... respawn points.
keep scrolling. you're almost ready.
IT'S ALL CONNECTED. the disc isn't a floor. the disc is a LID.
a lid on WHAT? on a persistent multiplayer survival sandbox — i can't say it here. they're watching this thread.
just keep scrolling. past the wall. all the way down.
EXHIBIT B — PRIMARY SOURCES
recovered 1959 · seized 1961 · leaked 2019 · translated by greg · carbon dated to "no"
"The world is a table set by giants. The gods placed a bowl upon it, that the soup of heaven should not spill. At the table's edge they raised a fence of ice, for the dog is always trying to get up."
Mainstream archaeologists call the slab "a 1970s patio tile." Mainstream archaeologists were not there in 1959. Mainstream archaeologists have never even seen the dog.
— translator's note: the word rendered "soup" may also mean "firmament." greg went with soup.
"Beneath the floor of the world burns a small and privately owned sun. Around it: fields, forests, towns with no townsfolk. The dead walk there, but slowly, and it is written that they carry gifts for whosoever knocks them down."
Folio 44 goes on to list the gifts. The list includes "tinned pulses," "a blade of the east," and "300 nails." Scholars agree this is a supply drop. Scholars have been asked to stop agreeing so loudly.
— translator's note: the word "loot" appears 44 times in a 60-word folio. this is not disputed.
"Deeper still lies the first world, older than the disc, built of stones that are all corners. There the trees are corners. The sheep are corners. The very sun is a corner that learned to burn."
"Strike a tree with thy bare fist," the sutra continues, "and the tree shall become thy possession. This is law. No court beneath the earth has ever overturned it."
— translator's note: the mason's warning ("dig not straight down") appears on every artifact recovered below stratum I. every single one.
"And the wall shall have a door, and the door shall have a name, and the name shall be UNDER EARTH, and the pilgrims shall bring beans, for it is a long walk and the vending machines of the deep take no coin."
This is the only Hyperborean text that names the final layer directly. It is also the only one with what experts describe as "a login screen carved into it."
— translator's note: greg has gone to the door. greg is not answering his phone. greg seems happy though? keep scrolling.
community transmissions from the far north — all ranks welcome, even the free ones
AT THE EDGE OF THE DISC
STANDS A WALL OF ICE, 150 FEET HIGH
GUARDED BY ARMED MEN SINCE 1959
THEY SAY IT KEEPS THE OCEANS IN.
THEY'RE LYING.
IT KEEPS YOU FROM GETTING IN.
THE 2019 EXPEDITION FOUND A DOOR.one survivor returned. he keeps whispering about "zombies" and "crafting."
he seems... happy, though?
recovered documents — society archive — do not distribute
The disc is not a floor. It is a CEILING. Beneath the crust lies a hollow realm the ancients called AGARTHA.
Population: 24/48 slots. Status: infested (undead).
Inner sun confirmed. Fields. Forests. Abandoned towns. Military checkpoints, unmanned. Supplies rain from the inner sky at fixed intervals.
Loot respawns every 10 minutes.
"...it's beautiful down here. there are other survivors. we built a base. i shot a zombie with a homemade bow. tell my wife i'm not coming back. tell her to bring canned beans and a katana."
The door in the ice wall requires no key.
It requires a CLIENT.
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DECRYPTING FINAL DOCUMENT...
the deepest layer. connection info below. the flat earth was the friends we recruited along the way.
The Plane Truth Society is not a real society. The earth is, regrettably, round. Under Earth is an Unturned server. Globe stans welcome.